{"product_id":"if-you-cant-be-happy-for-me","title":"If You Can't Be Happy For Me...","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eSHIPS WEEK OF NOVEMBER 16\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan data-e2e=\"new-desc-span\"\u003eTransmute envy and withheld support into an increase of whatever they can’t stand to see you have.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-e2e=\"new-desc-span\"\u003eThis oil is for all those moments when you were excited to share something positive that happened to you, only for the people you’re sharing it with to sit there, quiet and stony-faced. And then the person who speaks after you gets the opposite energy. Yeah, that.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAre they looking at all your stories and posts but they refuse to like or share anything? \u003cstrong\u003eMore social media attention for you.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-e2e=\"new-desc-span\"\u003eIf they can’t be happy you took a second trip this year? \u003cstrong\u003eMore travel for you.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-e2e=\"new-desc-span\"\u003eIf they can’t be happy you got a promotion? \u003cstrong\u003eMore money and benefits coming your way. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-e2e=\"new-desc-span\"\u003eIf they can’t be happy you’re in a loving relationship? \u003cstrong\u003eMore devotion for you.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-e2e=\"new-desc-span\"\u003eIf they can’t be happy that you’re happy?\u003cstrong\u003e You get happier.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan data-e2e=\"new-desc-span\"\u003eLet quiet jealousy be your lucky multiplier.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan data-e2e=\"new-desc-span\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e1 oz. bottle\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch5 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #272121; background-color: #fab53d;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eIf your order contains ready-to-ship and pre-order items, they will ship together.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #272121; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisclaimer: \u003c\/strong\u003eThis item is for external use only. Do not ingest! Our oils are skin-safe, but please do a patch test as a precaution. This oil is sold as a spiritual curio and does not diagnose, treat, or replace any medical or psychological care. No specific outcome is guaranteed. By purchasing, you acknowledge that you are using these oils at your own discretion. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dreams of Selene","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67023611658355,"sku":null,"price":34.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0694\/6016\/4723\/files\/56.png?v=1793136245","url":"https:\/\/dreamsofselene.com\/products\/if-you-cant-be-happy-for-me","provider":"Dreams of Selene","version":"1.0","type":"link"}